Posts by James Mixon

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Humourous reasons to go back

by usualusername1 in

jw
friends

in my stand up comedy routine tonight i want to list humourous reasons why i shd go back to jws.. how about nobody throws parties like jws.. how about jws being at the cutting edge of fashion.. how about it being easier for men to get a date.. any ideas?.

paul.

James Mixon

Think of the money you save, no Xmas,birthday, Mother/Father day,valentine gifts.The main reason I'am running back, women knows their place in Jehovah's organization. I told my worldly girlfriend in my household I will have the last word, she told me I lost my F---ing mind. I told her this is God's law, you are second class in his arrangement. I still have the scar she gave me when she kicked me out.

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Is the End right around the corner or what???

by Lynnie in

interesting observations i've noticed when visiting my uber elder cousin and his wife.

he just inherited a lovely home on the water on puget sound from his non jw dad who passed away earlier this year.

so they have spent many $$$ and months remodeling this house to their standards which are quite expensive tastes.

James Mixon

How did the GB miss this..Some people are convinced that when the total solar eclipse makes its way across the US may mean the beginning of the end of life on earth. Eclipse August 21st.

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Humourous reasons to go back

by usualusername1 in

jw
friends

in my stand up comedy routine tonight i want to list humourous reasons why i shd go back to jws.. how about nobody throws parties like jws.. how about jws being at the cutting edge of fashion.. how about it being easier for men to get a date.. any ideas?.

paul.

James Mixon

I have a large number of non- JW family members and the holidays (Xmas, birthdays and etc) and very expensive buying gifts for all. So the money I save if I went back, the list of gifts for family members, girlfriends,co-workers,homeless and orphans something Jehovah detest. Yes I can save that money and purchase JW publications and give this as the greatest gifts of all so my non- JW family members, girlfriends(ex-girlfriends)co-workers,homeless and orphans can learn the meaning of LOVE.......

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The "faithful slave" urges confession in latest Watchtower!

by The Searcher in

watchtower october 2017, page 11, par.

17 - confess and abandon secret sins.

some christians who have committed a serious sin try to cover it over in order to avoid embarrassing themselves or disappointing others.

James Mixon

I like the process that was used in the Baptist church I grew up in, in Sunday morning service. The minister is preaching a sermon of fire and damnation so you know the folks that sin Saturday night, they were the ones running down the aisle, across the pulpit and screaming forgive me Father. Sooo that was it, no need to go before the deacons or minister everyone knows you sinned...Most folks ran down the aisles no big deal..

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How many times can you be DF'd?

by Fader812 in

there was one guy in our hall who got df'd 3 times, on the fourth time he never came back.

i wonder if they told him not to come back?

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James Mixon

Yes, as many times as it takes to become a zombie.You have to admire these folks , forget WT rules I'am going to enjoy myself while young and when I'am ready to become a zombie that will be ok....

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The most absurd reason have you heard someone disfellowshipped for ?

by Chook in

someone said on forum they knew someone df for not going to assigned meeting in old days .

James Mixon

A 30-40 year old DF for fornicating.

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Why the vitriolic hate?

by stuckinarut2 in

i am sure we have all thought of this before, but it struck me again today:.

why does the society promote such vitriolic hate toward, and about those who have left "the truth" ?.

surely it is obvious that such critical attitudes towards ones like us who have left, only serves to proove that they do not have "the truth"?.

James Mixon

Nelson Mandela...."No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion... People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love". Question, do you really believe our JW family members hate us?????

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